Monday, September 19, 2011

I rode Babu the elephant.

This is Babu. It did take some dexterity keeping my posterior centered on the hump. Not a very comfortable ride.

We went into the jungle and passed a huge black/yellow spider. The web was at the perfect height of my ankle. I kept telling him to turn right, but my driver said that it was only a small spider.

Here's where we bought our tickets for the spice plantation tour/lunch and Elephant Ride. One of my co-workers did the Elephant Bath. We took a video. It was hysterical. Hopefully, he will give me copyright permissions and I can post. By the way, it costs $1000 rupees which is about $21 US dollars.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Day 4

We are preparing to go on our trip to Goa. We are taking King Fisher airlines. If you remember, I talked about King Fisher beer that our hotel is on a scavenger hunt for us. Its the same company. So, we are hoping they can accomodate us on the plane because I am starting to get the shakes from not drinking King Fisher and relying on Foster's. Hey, I'm in India for goodness sake. I'm not in Australia! I can't wait to take some pictures of Goa of the beaches and different resorts to share with everyone.

I have noticed a following of people of my Blog through FB. They consists of friends, family and co-workers. I am not mentioning any names of fellow travelers, so they will remain anonymous. If anyone from work know who they are, well, let's just say - shhh! Whatever happens in India stays in India...Mom & Dad and MJ - I have been a good boy(mostly). We did celebrate a co-workers birthday yesterday. The Indian team sang happy birthday to him and clapped. I felt like I was at a Chilli's.

The training has been going wonderful. I did a 2 hour session with all the managers. They are brilliant people asking some great questions. They are very kind and considerate and always greet you with "Good Morning, Sir". I feel like saluting them.  Alot of people from home asked me why did you volunteer to go? I thought of the experience to meet the people and visit the country that we all hear so much about. There is alot of slums and poverty, but that's how they survive. I don't know how though with the traffic. Holy cow! HAHAHAHA!

NAMASTE!

Day 3

I have been getting adjusted to the lifestyle of India. There is so much poverty and slums that surround our hotel. The traffic is just amazing. There are so many scooters, motorcycles and compact cars but they all seem to gel together. There were alot of near misses, but no collisions. Last night for dinner, we went to a place inside our hotel called Republic of Noodles http://www.republicofnoodles.com/. It is a Thai restaurant. It had really spicy food. I got the soft shelled crabs with a roasted chilli paste as a appetizer. It is true that eating this hot burns twice. Whew! My main entree was a red snapper stir fry with noodles. Now, I know why the name of the place has noodles, they were delicious. I finished off dinner with a chocolate mousse that chilled my palate. As far as adult beverages, let's just say we all fell in love with King Fisher Premium beer, which comes in 24 ounce bottles. We loved it so much, the hotel ran out. They told us they would have to MAIL the vendor to get a new supply. When we expressed our dissatisfaction, they said they would call the vendor directly and have it in the hotel in all 3 restaurants by Friday.We are planning an adventure on this trip. So, its like an adventure within an adventure. George Carlin had this routine about people's stuff, which definitely applies. Check it out: http://www.writers-free-reference.com/funny/story085.htm.
My adventure will have us flying from Bangalore to Goa, India, which is a resort town with night life. Renowned for its beaches, places of worship and world heritage architecture, Goa is visited by large numbers of international and domestic tourists each year. It also has rich flora and fauna. We are leaving Friday afternoon and returning on Sunday night.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Here's what they had in the lobby of my work. A welcome flowers. It could of been for us, but I think it was mostly because our CEO was there earlier than we arrived. It does look cool!

Indian Jewelry by a government runned store. Interestingly enough, with the dramatic increase in gold, the store can only increase their prices in March. So, they are loosing out big time.

India's version of a smart car.
Here I'm standing with the security force guarding my hotel. They wouldn't let me wear their funky hats. They searched our driver's car everyday with mirrors. We went through a metal detector as well, but that was lame. Because the alarm went off every time, but he waved us on. And by the way, TUBBS, I don't have my hands behind my back because I'm handcuffed.

Here is a another Pool Rules for my FB friends from my hotel called the Lemon Tree. Comparing it to the one I posted when I was in South Carolina for my son's graduation from Parris Island for the Marines, it is definitely well written. I especially like the part that no swimming after eating. I guess my mom was right?

I'm 10-23 Arrival On Scene


Well, I have arrived. The plane trip was long, but it wasn't bad. 12 hours on Emirates Airline was a beautiful thing. I watched about 6 movies-X-Men Class 1, Last night, Pirates of Caribbean, Super 8, Thor and can't remember 6th movie. The food was spectacular. About 2 hours into the trip, I had smoked tuna appetizer, which my flight attendant had a tough time pronouncing. She kept trying and getting frustrated. Until finally she pointed to the menu. For main course, I had the sea bass with risotto. Wow that was scrumptious. They gave you several snacks. They came around with hot towels that had some kind of herb that was very refreshing. Breakfast was blueberry pancakes. It was a nice touch. We landed in Dubai, which I thought was part of Saudi Arabia, but I was wrong. Anyway, we had a 3 hour layover, which we went to the Business Class Lounge and snacked and drank beer-Amstel & Heineken, Blue Sapphire Gin & Tonic, Champagne and russian vodka on ice. It kept us comfortably numb. We got on next plane which was much smaller than our first plane. It also didn't have all the amenities as the first, but alot less people. But throughout the whole 17 hour plane flight, I didn't sleep at all. When we finally arrived in Bangalore, our driver was waiting for us. Pretty neat to finally see a guy holding up a sign and seeing your name. I always wanted to be the one the limo drivers were picking up. Although this vehicle was not a limo but a very small sub-standard compact car. Pretty crowded for 4 people plus luggage, but he made it work. The drive is hard to explain but I will try. Imagine yourself driving in a Nascar race going the opposite direction with scooters and motorcycles driving along with you. The driver only took his freakin hand off the horn maybe a total 5 minutes during the 45 minute trip to our hotel. I stopped counting the horn honks the high beam flicks and the almost t-bone collisions that were avoided. There are no lanes, so everyone makes their own lane. When you pull up to a light, you can have almost 8 cars across waiting for the light to turn green and you can guarantee as soon as it does, someone is beeping his freaking horn! When we arrived at our secure complex with a gate, we were searched and then checked in. We unpacked and hit the Slounge bar. It was painted red and had a pool table. We drank King Fisher Premium pilsner beer. Excellent home brewed in Bangalore, which we are trying to get a tour. We snacked on mozzarella cigars, fried shrimp and fried chicken. It hit the spot. We were all ready to collapse from jet lag. I woke up around 5am Indian time which is about 12 1/2 hours ahead of EST. I couldn't fall asleep and watched some TV, but power went out twice. So I hit the gym on the top floor. They have a beautiful pool. They have great view on 1 side of the hotel. The other side look like Sanford & Son neighborhood. Alot of slums with stray dogs and occasional cow on the side of the street. We had breakfast with eggs Benedict and very strong coffee. Whew! Forget about red bull, this stuff like rocket fuel. After breakfast, we had some time because they didn't want us to show up until 2pm. Our CEO was touring and they thought it was wise to hold off on our training until he left. We were on a mission for 1 of the guys needed a belt. We walked the streets which meant stepping over sleeping dogs and enjoying the smell of India, which smells like barbecued hot dogs.We were unsuccessful, but then went back to our hotel and got a driver who took us to the commercial district. I bought several nice things and souvenirs. But, my co-worker found his belt. One thing I noted, there are alot of walkers. We ran into a guy who was walking on his hands. No lie! His feet were backwards, so he walked on his hands. Didn't want to shake his hand, but there are alot of beggars on the street. On the way back, our hotel driver told us to watch for certain taxi's by the way we look. My co-worker thought it had something to do with his weight and though they weigh us and charge us extra. This confused our driver and he said no, but we were Americans! Well that's day 1 and part of day 2. Stay tuned for more. Tata for now! HAHAHA! I am laughing because Tata is a major company that runs alot of industries in Bangalore. You see it all over billboards and houses and cars and trucks.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

New World Awaits me

This is Gary Gutkowski reporting that I will be traveling to Bangalore, India starting on September 12, 2011. I will be flying 17 hours in Business Class on Emirates Air. Check out their website: http://www.emirates.com/us/english/index.aspx?cid=MSNSEM07USA1587&pkw=yes
They are one of the most luxurious airlines in the world. Naturally, based Dubai, they would be.

I will be staying at the Lemon Tree Hotel. Another exceptional Western type of a hotel. http://www.lemontreehotels.com/bengaluru/city-center-bengaluru.aspx

My goal will be training new IMS employees at our Captive Center in 2 weeks. These employees will be Testers and Developers. Stay tuned for more info as we get closer to the date.